I'm 21, happily married to the single most amazing woman in the world, open-minded, and happy with where life is going and things to come.
This blog is a bit of everything that i find interesting or relevant. There's also a lot of sex and lifestyle posts, consider yourself warned.
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uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

lokeanconcubine:

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.
I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him where the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

oh. my heart.

lokeanconcubine:

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.

I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him where the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

oh. my heart.

“We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned. (via stay-ocean-minded)

“I think the hardest person to love is yourself.”

(via theladysparks)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme

sugarhowyou-getsofly:

I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.

This never happens